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Blackouts! REAAAADY!?!?!?

That's right... Kickball season is once again around the corner! So head on over to the WAKA and do what you got to!

Any questions, hit me up with an email, or leave a comment....

New Years Eve!

Don't be scared, it is just Maag...

For all those looking for something to do on or around the New Years holiday, check out the new blog...

San Francisco New Years Blog


Rob

White Trash Party

It is time to celebrate everyone's favorite Rolling Blackouts' All Star... That's right, i am talking about Jessi... why would you think that i was talking about joe or ben, that is just weird...
Anyways, where was i... oh yeah, Jessi's birthday party is this friday, october 19th at her place on california street. It is white trash themed so most of you should fit right in with your normal attire!!! Seriously though, dress up or prepare to be turned away at the door. No one likes 'that guy'. Starts at 7PM, so be there at like 4PM to help preparty... and by preparty, i mean make it extremely awkward for everyone involved.
Balls!

Here is the basic info from the evite (if you didn't already get it)..

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Join us to celebrate the big 2-5 with everyone's favorite fist pumping kickball star, and to welcome our little southern belle to the big city.

That's right, kids. Its time to break out your mullet wigs, mesh tanks, and belt buckles. As always, we'll be celebrating in style.

Look forward to seeing you all next Friday... Remember to brush up on your beer pong and B.Y.O.P.B.R

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Location: 1272 California Street, San Francisco, CA 94109 US

Time: 7PM

VERY IMPORTANT: This is a theme party and white trash attire is REQUIRED to attend. But let's be honest, if you can't pull off white trash, what kind of costume party can you pull off. So get your act together and get yourself a wife beater, some flannel, sh*tty jeans, etc... bonus points for mullet wigs..

And remember to bring something to drink as i don't know how long the supplies will last at their pad.

End of Season Party

After yet another great season of kickball, it is time to send this bad boy off proper. The party is going to be at Sugar this Friday, October 12th at 9PM. Open bar as long as the money lasts (usually a good hour and a half to two hours) and guests are welcome (they will be charged a cover). So get your act together and get there on Friday night. These BALLS aren't going to party themselves!

All Star Game!

Alright Guys... That magical time of year when the Rolling Blackouts get to show off to the rest of the league that we can hang with the best of the best..... Here are your All Stars! Ben, Jessi, and Joe! Congrats to you all!

Game Day!!!

Get fired up! Last game of the season, everyone.... look at the intensity in kellen's eyes... that is what i want from everyone today...

Field 2 at 7... be there early for some warm ups....

Rob

Red Team GO! Red Team Go! Week 9!!!!

Don't let the suggestive stares fool you.. these ladies as well as the rest of their team really do mean business...

We are playing the Weapons of Mass Consumption on Field 2 at 7PM. Be there early to get some warm ups in.... I want us going out with a bang...

Guess what!

We won again!!! well technically no one else fielded a team, but that didn't stop up from dominating the rest of those nerds... Way too represent, Blackouts!

Flip Cup Time!

It is on tomorrow! We are going to dominate the rest of the league on our way to the grand prize and all the glory that comes from winning... Be there at noon if you are on the squad, or around 1230 if you just want to watch the lessons that we hand out...

Happy Birthday, Alan!

Happy Birthday, Alan! Man we have had our fair share of birthdays this week. I didn't crop Nav out of the photo as i think that it is hilarious that he and alan are trying to show who has the bigger sniz. While i think that Alan technically wins in this photo, we all know that in real life, Nav is hands down queen vajayjay....

Happy Birthday Boys!

Today is Danny's Bday, and Sean had his yesterday... So happy birthday boys.... but that brings me to an interesting question. Look at what danny is wearing in that photo. Does he look like a pirate? I didn't think so. It just boggles the mind that someone born on International Talk Like a Pirate Day wouldn't embrace the pirate culture... I mean look what pirates have done for the environment! So in conclusion, i think that we should all wish Danny and Sean a Happy Birthday.... but we need to mock danny mercilessly for his poor pirating skills

Today Be International Talk Like a Pirate Day! YARRRRRGH!!

Today, Sept 19th, be International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Do ye best to be as piratey as possible! Whether that be saying things such as "Avast ye, matey... Walk the plank!... etc" or illegally downloading some music online, make sure that you are sticking it to the man one way or another... Oh, and everyone best be plundering some Booty tonight!

as another reminder we are on field 3 (the one all the way back in the corner) at 6PM... Be there! YARRRGH!

2nd Annual All Star Game!

Not to toot our own horn, but we have some serious talent on the team this year... The 2nd Annual CA Redwoods All Star Game will take place on Wednesday, October 3rd. That is why i need you to email me your votes for the all star game. Remember... You get 3 votes. I guy, one girl, and preferably one post-op she male (or you can just choose one more guy or girl)...

Rob

Game 8

Hey You! Stop Huffing Paint and pay attention!

This week we are against the "Powerful Krahm"... Otherwise known as the gold team. The game is at 6PM on Field 3. Be there by 545 to get some warm ups in.

Balls!

Deep Thoughts: By Spencer Sayles

"Everyone on this team needs to follow our lead and up the spicy factor immediately to finish the season right. Not enough of this kind of activity is going on right now. A team that sleeps together plays together. That debacle last night was the result of 11 individuals NOT the cohesive ball kicking sex machine that we should be at this point in the season. Pull it together people and start getting it on."

Rolling Blackouts V. Recess Warriors Awards

Best Outfielder: Ken... the only one to not drop a ball... however, he was also the only one to not have a ball kicked to him so you be the judge...

Worst Outfielder: I thought about this one and i still can't make up my mind. On the one hand, i think that Terry's ball dropping cost us more runs and dealt the bigger emotional blow, Naveen's play was just as atrocious! I mean, nav, they told you that they were going to kick it to you. The balls were literally kicked right to you... you knew they were coming, and you still couldn't bring them in...

Best Catch: Tie between Chalk and Jessi. Both had huge stops in the infield which help to stop the bleeding. It is nice to see that we had a couple pair of hand capable of holding onto the ball...

MVP: Jennie Martucci. When it was the bottom of the 4th and most had completely given up, she was the one that went up there and started the rally... i wouldn't exactly call it a comeback, but it was nice to see that someone still had some heart out there...

Honorable mention: Ken... he did score our only run of the game... way to go zilla.--------Alright now that we got that out of the way, how about something positive?and the bar awards go to?

Flip Cup MVP: Sean Tabor. We went head to head against the Recess Warriors 4 times... and all 4 times, sean was 'one and done' well played sir...

Most Clutch: Spencer... pretty sure that the guy had to work at midnight, but when we had a game against the RW's on the line in a one on one match, spence slammed that beer with authority and flipped it perfectly to keep our streak alive.

Best Flip Cup team:

ROLLING BLACKOUTS! we fu*king dominated the RW's 4 games in a row. NERDS!!!! we would have kept it up, but they walked away after having their asses handed to them four consecutive times.

Most Agro Flip Cuppers: Lynne and Ken... i think that i saw them do at least 4 rounds of full cup flip cup...

Biggest Hungry eyes: Spencer and Kristen... FOR EACH OTHER... who makes out in the middle of the bar? apparently the rolling blackouts...

Pics from last night....

Luckily we performed much better at the bar than we did on the field... and apparently it was 'infinity shot night' at Bar None last night... who would have thunk it?

yikes...

Yeah, that picture pretty much sums up what happened to us last night... Let's regroup and get ready for next week...

Stone Cold

Alright everyone,

I want stone cold game faces today. See what joe is doing here. He is so stone cold that he somehow turned into a pirate! Way to go joe!