Now that we have gone over the pregame regimen.... I think that we should go over out at bar performance. Obviously, when it comes to beer pong/beruit we have no equal, and recently we have been embarassing absolutely everyone on the flip cup table as well. We need to keep that up and not get lazy. Also we need to watch out for the spillage.... Look at paul. He looks so confident, which in confusing cause it looks like he either just ran a marathon (paul doesn't look like the marathon type), or he just dumped about a beer and a half on himself for some unknown reason. Folks, it is one thing for another team to get lucky and sneak an occasional win against us. However, it is hard to claim victory when one of your teammates is absolutely douched in beer. Paul, sorry to call you out, but this is the most extreme example that i could find. We are better than that. Also, you might want to get your devil eyes checked out.
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I'm not even going to try and refute these comments. I've always had trouble opening the throat, OK? Ask Joe...he complains about it constantly.
You are hilarious Paul. I really think you are, there is no sarcasm here at all. Anyways, you said it was just a huge clit - I am easily fooled when drunk.
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