Game Day!!!

Get fired up! Last game of the season, everyone.... look at the intensity in kellen's eyes... that is what i want from everyone today...

Field 2 at 7... be there early for some warm ups....

Rob

Red Team GO! Red Team Go! Week 9!!!!

Don't let the suggestive stares fool you.. these ladies as well as the rest of their team really do mean business...

We are playing the Weapons of Mass Consumption on Field 2 at 7PM. Be there early to get some warm ups in.... I want us going out with a bang...

Guess what!

We won again!!! well technically no one else fielded a team, but that didn't stop up from dominating the rest of those nerds... Way too represent, Blackouts!

Flip Cup Time!

It is on tomorrow! We are going to dominate the rest of the league on our way to the grand prize and all the glory that comes from winning... Be there at noon if you are on the squad, or around 1230 if you just want to watch the lessons that we hand out...

Happy Birthday, Alan!

Happy Birthday, Alan! Man we have had our fair share of birthdays this week. I didn't crop Nav out of the photo as i think that it is hilarious that he and alan are trying to show who has the bigger sniz. While i think that Alan technically wins in this photo, we all know that in real life, Nav is hands down queen vajayjay....

Happy Birthday Boys!

Today is Danny's Bday, and Sean had his yesterday... So happy birthday boys.... but that brings me to an interesting question. Look at what danny is wearing in that photo. Does he look like a pirate? I didn't think so. It just boggles the mind that someone born on International Talk Like a Pirate Day wouldn't embrace the pirate culture... I mean look what pirates have done for the environment! So in conclusion, i think that we should all wish Danny and Sean a Happy Birthday.... but we need to mock danny mercilessly for his poor pirating skills

Today Be International Talk Like a Pirate Day! YARRRRRGH!!

Today, Sept 19th, be International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Do ye best to be as piratey as possible! Whether that be saying things such as "Avast ye, matey... Walk the plank!... etc" or illegally downloading some music online, make sure that you are sticking it to the man one way or another... Oh, and everyone best be plundering some Booty tonight!

as another reminder we are on field 3 (the one all the way back in the corner) at 6PM... Be there! YARRRGH!

2nd Annual All Star Game!

Not to toot our own horn, but we have some serious talent on the team this year... The 2nd Annual CA Redwoods All Star Game will take place on Wednesday, October 3rd. That is why i need you to email me your votes for the all star game. Remember... You get 3 votes. I guy, one girl, and preferably one post-op she male (or you can just choose one more guy or girl)...

Rob

Game 8

Hey You! Stop Huffing Paint and pay attention!

This week we are against the "Powerful Krahm"... Otherwise known as the gold team. The game is at 6PM on Field 3. Be there by 545 to get some warm ups in.

Balls!

Deep Thoughts: By Spencer Sayles

"Everyone on this team needs to follow our lead and up the spicy factor immediately to finish the season right. Not enough of this kind of activity is going on right now. A team that sleeps together plays together. That debacle last night was the result of 11 individuals NOT the cohesive ball kicking sex machine that we should be at this point in the season. Pull it together people and start getting it on."

Rolling Blackouts V. Recess Warriors Awards

Best Outfielder: Ken... the only one to not drop a ball... however, he was also the only one to not have a ball kicked to him so you be the judge...

Worst Outfielder: I thought about this one and i still can't make up my mind. On the one hand, i think that Terry's ball dropping cost us more runs and dealt the bigger emotional blow, Naveen's play was just as atrocious! I mean, nav, they told you that they were going to kick it to you. The balls were literally kicked right to you... you knew they were coming, and you still couldn't bring them in...

Best Catch: Tie between Chalk and Jessi. Both had huge stops in the infield which help to stop the bleeding. It is nice to see that we had a couple pair of hand capable of holding onto the ball...

MVP: Jennie Martucci. When it was the bottom of the 4th and most had completely given up, she was the one that went up there and started the rally... i wouldn't exactly call it a comeback, but it was nice to see that someone still had some heart out there...

Honorable mention: Ken... he did score our only run of the game... way to go zilla.--------Alright now that we got that out of the way, how about something positive?and the bar awards go to?

Flip Cup MVP: Sean Tabor. We went head to head against the Recess Warriors 4 times... and all 4 times, sean was 'one and done' well played sir...

Most Clutch: Spencer... pretty sure that the guy had to work at midnight, but when we had a game against the RW's on the line in a one on one match, spence slammed that beer with authority and flipped it perfectly to keep our streak alive.

Best Flip Cup team:

ROLLING BLACKOUTS! we fu*king dominated the RW's 4 games in a row. NERDS!!!! we would have kept it up, but they walked away after having their asses handed to them four consecutive times.

Most Agro Flip Cuppers: Lynne and Ken... i think that i saw them do at least 4 rounds of full cup flip cup...

Biggest Hungry eyes: Spencer and Kristen... FOR EACH OTHER... who makes out in the middle of the bar? apparently the rolling blackouts...

Pics from last night....

Luckily we performed much better at the bar than we did on the field... and apparently it was 'infinity shot night' at Bar None last night... who would have thunk it?

yikes...

Yeah, that picture pretty much sums up what happened to us last night... Let's regroup and get ready for next week...

Stone Cold

Alright everyone,

I want stone cold game faces today. See what joe is doing here. He is so stone cold that he somehow turned into a pirate! Way to go joe!

Remember this from season 1?

New PreGame Spot...

She is called the Buckshot Bar and Gameroom and she is a beaut. Free skiball, pool tables, shuffleboard, darts (regular and butt)... here is the yelp
link.. read the reviews and bask in the glory that is our new wednesday afternoon spot....


Here are some more details....

3848 Geary Blvd
(between 2nd Ave & 3rd Ave)
San Francisco, CA 94118 (415) 831-8838

Essentially, it is a block and a half from the new fields and looks to be a sweet spot to grab some $2 PBRs before we dominate some other team at Kickball.

Rivalry Week

HUGE game this week. We are facing the only other undefeated team in the league, and our long time rivals, The Recess Warriors. The game is at 7PM on field 2. Be there by 645 to get some warm up drills in. Let's win this one and let them know that we are the team to beat from now on! Scouting report to follow in the email.

Practice, practice, practice

Sunday, 2PM be there or be lame! Email or call me if you can't type that address into whatever mapping service you use online.

Rob

Week 6 Awards...

Good job out there yesterday... totally came back and dominated the 'humps'... some awards...

MVP: Joe "homerun" Donnelly... man, your parents really called that one when they named you. Well played buddy. Nothing like a little homerun to put the other team on the defensive.... even if you did fall over in left field trying to get a ball that was hit right to you....

Honorable Mention: Jennie Martucci... A couple of key catches that really shut the black team down. We won't talk about your 'buckneresque' moment where the ball when through your legs (there has to be a good joke in there somewhere)....

2nd mention: Kelly Greenly... key catch in the outfield.... nice play, kelly..

Sweetest moves: Danny Brehm? What sealed it for me is when that chick had a little chip shot and danny comes out of nowhere to catch it... the other team is complaining that he was in front of the batter.... but not so much.... the best was when castillo said, "man, danny would be dangerous if he was wearing cleats". good job dan-o....

Most consistent: Jessi... As usual, she scores the first run... it is pretty much clockwork.. keep up the good work.

Best no show: Paul. Seriously, man... show up to work and get your sh*t done so that you can get to the field, or even the bar.... you are killing me... plus how is that 'stache supposed to get any if you don't take it out sometime?

Dirtiest Bunter: Vance... i have never seen anyone who only kicks the ball about 2 feet in front of the plate that can consistently outrun the throw from the catcher... nice!

Worst Flip Cup player: Rob... i am sorry guys... thankfully the rest of the team carried me so that we still won more than we lost, but i was a liability last night.. i am going to go ahead and blame it on the fact that is was a balmy 1.2 million degrees down in the pit... Next time i will just stick to coaching....

Most likely to bring 'em young: Julie Martucci... she didn't even take down the 23 year old she was hanging with last night... my theory is that she is keeping her game tight by keeping up on the latest in power rangers, TMMT, etc.. she is going to need it this weekend when she 'meets the parents' of the 17 year old (he might be 18, not sure)... nice...

Best 1-4-24 player: Rob... i somehow won like $35 last night... i didn't think that it was possible, but whatever... i should have just gone to tahoe (ken, were you 'up in tahoe' last night?)

Worst shuffleboard players: Joe and his girl, katie... They got stomped by Jessi and I (who then got stomped by julie and her young friend)...

Best late night spot: KT's... As always, a great place to end the night with sean playing sing along songs ... how can you go wrong... it was all totally worth the hangover that i have right now....

Pics from last night...

We're Going to Miss You!

Well, no more Boom Boom Room... well at least for this season. It was a good run while it lasted. If anyone knows about a good pregame bar around Anza & Arguello, let us know!

Big Game This Week

Alright guys, our game this week is huge. We are playing the black team who are also undefeated and are in second place right behind us. The reason I am writing this post so early in the morning is because I just woke up from a dream I had about this game. In my dream we barely got there in time and then got our asses handed to us because Mike Nuckles kept dropping fly balls in the outfield. I think the final score was 5-1. This cannot happen. If Nuckles shows up to the game I am psychic and we are screwed. Otherwise I think we should be fine. This team is good so we have to bring it on, and by bring it on I mean stomp the yard, and by stomp the yard I mean I want us to be the ones saying You got served when all is said and done. Please read Rob's directions below and make sure to get there well before 6, we can't have a forfeit for a game this big.

Very Important Game Info!!!

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Game times are back to the normal times starting this week. That means that our game (which is at 6PM), must start no later than 610. Be there by 550 so that we don't have a problem. Also, we are on a new field. A map of the old and new locations is above, please do whatever it is you have to do to make it to the field in a timely manner. Any questions can be directed to me by email. Here is a link to the google map of the address...

Rob